I decided to Interview a close Friend of mine, Stefan Huynh..

Aj:So, introduce yourself.
Stefan:My name is stefan huynh, an asian american adolecent residing in silicon valley
A:Geez,No need to get into specifics
S:My apologies
A:(laughs) It's okay, so anyways I heard your a big fan of Velveeta Mexican, Care to Elaborate?
S:Well one day i was at my friend's(YOU) house and he decided to feed me a "kickin' sandwich" the sandwich consisted of hawaiin toast, velveeta mexican, and kirklin extra lean ham.
A:Spell Check Much?
S:The sandwich was microwaved for the chese to melt,my bad.
A:It's okay, so apparently I saw you in a Velveeta Mexican Ad? Is this true?
S:Actually, it was just me and my friend being homoerotic with cheese
A:(Shows Ad)This was the only picture I seen

S: Err...No comment
A:So do you enjoy wrestling with Kenneth Ibana?
S:no not really
A:Really? Why is that?
S:i don't exactly like being thrown down on a tempur pedic queen classic by another man who wants to get on top of me
A:Ok,(laughs), who exactly is Kenneth and how did you meet him?
S:kenneth ibana is a 15 year old philipino adolecent
A:Filipino?
S:Yes sir.
S:i met this man first in,ms pham's 2nd period int science class,but did not start conversing until ms petero's 6th period geometry class.
A:Please describe this picture

S:this picture was taken at Mr.Kenneth Ibana's 15th birthday by a Ms.Erika Casil,this picture was taken with aljon valesco, me, and kenneth ibana,we all engaged in our respective smiling facial expressing and an added hand pose, my facial expression(more specifically my gums) was described as if i recently smoked canabis.
A:Are you three close friends? it looks as if you guys have many pictures together.
S:somewhat close, the pictures are explained by us being complete camera whores
A:(last question) Honestly now, does this picture deserve a "No,Homo"

S:well, in my own honest opinion, i guess it does, 2 males taking picutres of their footwear together in that particular pose is somewhat suggestive of homosexuality.
A:Thank You Very Much.
S:no sir, thank you
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